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Aziz Ansari: 50 Cent Grapefruit Story
"..and i said 'shut up! 50 Cent is sitting over there and i need to hear everything he says.."
Mae Martin on Russell Howard's Good News
"like, i'm so jealous of Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins and Luke Skywalker and all those assholes, 'cause i feel like they never wake up in the morning and go "bleergh, should i.. start a blog?"
Simon Amstell: Cat AIDS
"and i thought.. i've got cat AIDS"
Bo Burnham on Conan
"a poem by a dog; roses are grey, violets are a different shade of grey, let's to chase cars"
Russell Howard: Laughing When You Shouldn't
"a friend of mine works at the psychiatric ward.."
Jack Whitehall Live at the Apollo
"..he's in the Harry Potter film, i went to see that movie four times, and everytime i was the only one in the cinema laughing when his character died!"